As much as it pains me to post these pictures, I feel like you should know that Alessandra Ambrosio had her baby shower last weekend. I’ve never noticed this about her boyfriend Jamie Mazur before but dude is definitely rockin’ the lazy eye. Don’t get me wrong, he’s probably a great guy, he’s just not the physical perfection Alessandra deserves. Like, oh I don’t know, me. Wait, you wouldn’t consider a 10 inch p*nis “weird,” would you? I used to get teased so bad when I was in grammar school.