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Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale says the darndest things. Like that time Kate said she′d rather eat vagina than sushi, or when she said her vagina is her best feature, or when she said she could squirt her breast milk across the room, so it’s really no surprise when Kate Beckinsale told Glamour magazine that she can′t cook, but it doesn′t matter because she’s great in bed, reports The Sun.

I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.

Seriously, it really doesn’t matter that Kate Beckinsale can’t cook. On a list of pros and cons, you could have a million things on the cons side, and all you need in the pros is &quotKate Beckinsale.&quot Of course, it would be pretty hot if they &quotordered in&quot some sex. And then filmed it. And then released the sex tape. Kate Beckinsale threesome sex tape… Now that sounds like a tasty recipe.



Lindsay Lohan

It’s been a while since we’ve had a good “I f**ked Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom” story.

Bobby Brown’s so Brandon is claiming that he got intimate with the actress in a toilet. Apparently Lindsay – who most recently has been seen cosying up to female DJ Samantha Ronson – couldn’t resist the reality TV star’s charms. He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”



Ryan Phillippe
After seeing Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish looking cozy in December, the maybe-couple has been laying low. Up until last night, that is, when they made their romantic relationship clear at the Australians in Film 2008 "Breakthrough Awards" in LA. Ryan escorted his honored lady to the event, and apparently there was plenty of hand holding and back rubbing for all the other attendees to see. Since Reese has very clearly moved on with Jake, we’re glad that Ryan has found someone too — even though we may always associate Abbie with her rumored role in splitting up one of our favorite celebrity couples.



Paris Hilton I’m not sure if it’s the dress, the light, the ridiculous way she stands, or if she’s wearing some kind of fake baby bump to get attention, but Paris Hilton looks pregnant, and if that’s the case,

I′m going to shoot myself. Better yet, I′m going to shoot her. Paris Hilton is not allowed to reproduce. It would be a crime against Humanity. In the future, Shiloh and the Brangelina Twins would have to use their superpowers to rid the world of the evil that would be Paris Hilton’s hellspawn.



Vin Diesel

The 40-year-old actor and his 24-year-old model girlfriend Paloma Jimenez welcomed a baby daughter on April 2. Name and weight details of the baby were not released.

Vin is currently shooting and producing ‘Fast and Furious’, the fourth instalment in the hit film series. After announcing his involvement in the movie, Vin – who will return to his role as carjacker Dominic Toretto - said: “I think me doing the cameo in ‘The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift’ confirmed a lot of things for me. It confirmed that if you create a role that the world kind of identifies with, or the world adopts, sometimes you have that responsibility to revisit that role.

”I’m slower than the average actor that just jumps into the sequel, but I think the time has come to finally revisit Dom Toretto.”

Vin can next be seen in adventure movie ‘Babylon AD’, due for release worldwide this summer.