Every wonder what Megan Fox’s beauty secret is for keeping her figure so ridiculously slammin′? Well, it’s quite simple, actually — she guzzles vinegar.

She explains, “It’s just water and raw apple cider vinegar, and it just cleans out your system entirely. It will get rid of, for women who retain water weight, from your menstrual cycle and all that, it gets rid of it really fast (sic). I’m not one for dieting or exercising, ‘cause I’m lazy and I have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to do cleanses every once in a while ‘cause of the amount of sugar I take in.”

See? Looking that hot doesn′t come without a price. And that price is vinegar breath and frequent, watery diarrhea — due to the overconsumption of vinegar. So take that to your next “Megan Fox Masturbation Session.” It’s no wonder she’s dating David Silver from “90210.” Any guy with a modicum of self esteem would catch one whiff of those vinegar farts and go running for the hills.