Kate Beckinsale says the darndest things. Like that time Kate said she’d rather eat vagina than sushi, or when she said her vagina is her best feature, or when she said she could squirt her breast milk across the room, so it’s really no surprise when Kate Beckinsale told Glamour magazine that she can’t cook, but it doesn’t matter because she’s great in bed, reports The Sun.

I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.

Seriously, it really doesn’t matter that Kate Beckinsale can’t cook. On a list of pros and cons, you could have a million things on the cons side, and all you need in the pros is "Kate Beckinsale." Of course, it would be pretty hot if they "ordered in" some sex. And then filmed it. And then released the sex tape. Kate Beckinsale threesome sex tape… Now that sounds like a tasty recipe.